First Try

I started this blog just now, but I don't particularly have any desire to write today. I began this blog with the purpose of forcing myself to create something other than music or food, but I will really begin it later today, or perhaps tomorrow. I have to practice. I want to watch movies. I think I will make some green herb hummus.

Actually first a quick story about being in a bar and having the desire to pick up a man. Akin to my littlest, but not smallest sister's advice, the best way to approach a man is to countdown. 3-2-1, go. So I gave it a try. I wouldn't have had the guts, but my methods were too smooth not to take advantage.

Those of you that know me, I mean REALLY know me, (the definition being that we have gone out for a meal together) will understand that talking to waiters is one of my limited number of talents. Well, one day last year, this skill got me a full stack of parking validations. I needed validation that day, and I got it in this unexpected form.

Well last night while getting a drink with Hillary (always a great time) I pulled one of these parking validations to give my number to a bartender wearing a baseball cap. I simply wrote the word For before validation, and then my name and number. This made me laugh all the way home. Taking risks always makes me laugh. Maybe I'll try again.

I will not be editing my blog for grammatical errors. I hate editing. If I have to do that, I will stop writing. Take that suckas.